1 act, 35 minutes
female cast: 1
male cast: 1
A failed poet grappling with a wealth of insecurities orders a mail order bride to fill the various holes in his life. When she proves to be more than he can handle, he is faced with the decision of sending her back. A fast-paced witty one act play that challenges gender dynamics, consumerism and the nature of relationships.
First produced by NoVeto productions in May 2004.